gentlefellow:

0oi:

It was a cake.

I LITERALLY FUCKIN SPIT MY WATER ON THE SCREEN WHEN I READ THAT
orshazm:

gothiccharmschool:

I think today needs an adorable baby bat wiggling its ears at us. Yes. 

OHMYGOD. GIMME

housewifeswag:

sometimes when I watch porn it just makes me upset because I’m like… 

I can suck a dick so much better than that.


It’s hard to stay mad when there’s so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I’m seeing it all at once, and it’s too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that’s about to burst. Then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain, and I can’t feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. Lester Burnham, American Beauty (via topographe)


fuckyeahtattoos:

Double Bacon Cheeseburger by William Jackman @ Action Tattoo in Yorba Linda, CA
pistachios-are-quite-good:

catsamazing:

My cat REALLY loves paper towels

this is not a face of love




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